Big Brother Day 19 – Mario Strips

June 23, 2008 by  
Filed under News

Mario and LisaMario stripped down to his underwear and danced last night.

The beefy man-mountain drunkenly whipped off his trousers and thrust his pelvis during the housemates’ ‘Big Brother Factor’ talent show.

Straight-laced Luke – who judged the contest along with Dennis and Rex – was gobsmacked at the 43-year-old muscleman’s display, which was performed with socks stuffed down his pants.

Luke said “My parents warned me about people like you. I feel violated.”

But camp dancer Dennis praised the performance, saying the act had “presence, pizazz, penis and very fulfilling pants”, while Rex said it was “clearly the best act so far”.

Other acts included ladies’ man Dale singing and rapping before removing his shirt, blind Mikey’s stand-up comedy and Sylvia’s booty shaking, which was deemed the winner of the night.

Part-time model Jennifer complained she had been “robbed”.

Later, the frolics continued as excitable Rebecca pushed Luke into the swimming pool after a comment he made about them not being an item.

He said “I’ve got a credible reason for my nominations tomorrow now.”

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