Emmerdale Teaser
Poor Donald is having family troubles this week, as daughter Anna lays into him for trying to set her up with Carl. A flaming row ensues, leaving Anna crying on Carl’s shoulder. Thanking Carl for his support, Anna is shocked when he then leans in for a kiss. Anna starts to think that she wouldn’t mind more of the same - but is Carl ready to give up Lexi for her?
With her trial looming, a gloomy Viv also has a lot on her mind - and not even a fun-filled family picnic can lift her spirits for long. She decides that a mock trial would boost her confidence, but is crushed when she is found ‘guilty’. Fearing the same outcome in the real world, Viv comes to a dramatic decision to solve her problems…
Elsewhere, Pollard continues to wrestle with his mutinous employees. Daz catches Victoria selling home-made alcopops. Diane is furious when she finds out that her character in Rodney’s book is less than thrilling. And Edna and Pearl go to war over the quilt-making competition.
Neighbours Teaser
The Parkers are in for a rough week as they confront the consequences of Bridget’s unfortunate encounter with bad boy Chris Knight. Miranda fears that it was a vengeful Steve who landed Chris in hospital - until Bridget confesses that it was her doing. When the police arrive, Steve tries to protect his daughter by taking the blame… but when Chris dies from his injuries, it looks like Steve is going to face a manslaughter charge. Will Bridget and Miranda tell the truth?
Paul is also having an eventful week, with the blackmailer demanding more cash and an unexpected visitor arriving. Lyn Scully is back, with the intention of bringing Steph and Toadie back together - but her sudden arrival gets Elle thinking. Could Lyn be the blackmailer?
Also this week, Carmella feels guilty when her actions lead to Marco firing Sienna. Riley is mortified when Bridget finds out about his affair with Nicola, and decides to leave Ramsay Street for a drastic change of career. And Libby pushes Ty and Rachel together.
EastEnders Teaser
Archie is acting strangely this week, but then manages to surprise Peggy by saying he wants to bring their wedding forward. Will she agree? Peggy’s daughters also have a lot on their minds, as Ronnie suggests to Roxy that they find a flat together. But is this really a sensible notion for the warring siblings to entertain?
It’s not just Walford’s humans who are having dramas this week. Poor Wellard is taken to the vet after Whitney finds him passed out on the floor. Will Bianca get him there in time - or will we soon be saying goodbye to Albert Square’s beloved canine resident?
Elsewhere, it’s a tense time for Tamwar and Libby as they await the arrival of their exam results. And Jim is surrounded by family and friends on his birthday - a time which proves too emotional for everybody.
Big Brother Day 56 - Maths Challenge
The ‘robbers’ have been giving a gruelling arithmetic challenge.
The housemates from hell - who are acting as criminals as part of the latest shopping task - have been given a difficult set of sums to solve in order to gain the code for a safe.
But the hopeless bunch are struggling to work out the problem and have recruited some of the ‘cops’ to help out.
The equations are:
Sum 1: 3 x 17 - 24 + 78 x 9 ÷ 5 — (13²) + (65 - 29) ÷ 4 + (4²) - (7 x 3) + (3²) + 99 - (7²) - 49 =
Sum 2: 1396 x 2 ÷ 4 — (12²) + 46 x 2 ÷ 40 x (5²) - (7 x 99) x 3 - (11²) x 5 - 219 =
Sum 3: 100 - 33 x 5 + 665 ÷ (5²) x 17 - 248 x 3 ÷ (4²) + 52 ÷ 7 + (273 - 217)=
Darnel said: “I don’t understand. This is crazy.”
Meanwhile, Dale made his excuses to leave before revealing his lack of mathematics skills.
He said: “I gotta go to the toilet.”
Big Brother Day 56 - Who is Rex’s Girl?
Luke says Rex’s girlfriend looks like a ‘Coronation Street’ actress.
The politics nut was tasked with picking the arrogant chef’s lover out of a line up, but got the wrong one.
Luke- along with and Lisa, who accompanied the 20-year-old for the task - has been worried they made the wrong decision.
The pair opted for ’suspect’ number six, but Rex’s girl was actually the third person in the identity parade.
Sara said to Luke: “You were tossing and turning thinking about number six last night, weren’t you Luke?”
Luke said he had been.
Sara went on: “The only reason I’m thinking it might not have been is because she wasn’t wearing fake tan and she had her hair tied back and she had white skin.”
The Angelina Jolie look-alike asked Luke to put number three on par with someone they both know.
Luke answered: “Number three was like a ‘Coronation Street’ actress. Number six was like a Hollywood movie actress. That’s the difference.
“But it is number six. It has to be. If it’s not, I just don’t understand what Rex had been going on about.”
Big Brother Day 56 - Sara Upset By Rex
Sara said Rex’s comments make her “feel like s**t”.
The sexy PA told Rex how hurtful his bullying can be during a garden chat this morning.
Rex began to taunt Sara about her craziness.
He said: “Do you not realise you’re crazy?”
She replied: “Do you really see me as cuckoo?”
Rex answered: “You’re absolutely bonkers - like raving mad!”
But Rex took his nasty comments too far once again.
Sara said: “I feel like s**t now.”
Father-of-one Stuart was quick to try to repair the damage caused by the arrogant playboy - who has also been picking on Rachel.
Stuart told Sara: “I think you’re pretty popular.”
But Sara took little comfort in the dishy dad’s kind words and asked who they thought was “more normal” than her in the house.
Rex answered: “Every single person here. Apart from maybe Lisa…”
Stuart added: “You’re not like a mutant or anything, you’re just cuckoo.”
The former head of house’s attempt to lighten the mood was bulldozed by brash Rex.
He laughed: “When you blink, your eyes go off at different times.”
Sara said he was just making things up now and would not describe herself as “nuts”.
Stuart added: “Everyone likes you because of it.”
Big Brother Day 56 - Mikey’s Warning to Luke
Mikey warned Luke against stabbing his friends in the back this morning.
Luke - who has been branded as the house trouble stirrer - was commenting on how Sara and Kathreya were turning on each other.
Lisa had told Luke how the sexy Australian had asked bubbly Kat to stop singing while they were doing their counterfeit money making task so she could concentrate.
He said: “They’re turning on each other now.”
Lisa replied: “Sara just had a word now. Apparently they were hot and stressed.”
But Luke would not accept the comment was made in the heat of the moment.
He continued: “They’ve turned on each other now Mikey. Fantastic!”
Mikey warned Luke about betraying his fellow housemates.
He said: “You don’t stab your friends in the back.”
Luke replied: “You need to stab your enemies first and then you turn on your friends. It speaks of desperation, Mikey.”
New Harry Potter Trailer Released
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince launched its campaign today, sending the net into a frenzy of debate and anticipation as shot by shot commentaries are appearing everywhere.
The sixth installment of this Uber franchise is destined for success, especially as the stars are getting older and more fanciable by a greater fanbase than just teenage girls. Emma Watson, who plays Hermione, is even at the nabbing up ridiculously well paid Chanel contracts and is rumoured to be replacing Keira Knightley in their next ad campaign.
The trailer itself shows a darker, more mature version of the film. Directed by David Yates, who also directed Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, so he knows the franchise well.
Critics anticipate a flop. Ha, as if. Actually its going to make bizillions of pounds.
Big Brother Day 56 - A Thief in Heaven
Dale broke into Heaven and stole a token last night.
The sneaky housemate was carrying out one of several new missions as part of the new cops and robbers tasks.
The cocky P.E. teaching student was called to the Diary Room and told of his secret challenge, which he could only tell one other housemate about.
Dale recruited Maysoon to distract Rex, Mohamed and Darnell in the garden.
He said: “Scream that you’ve seen a rat or something. Chat to them for a bit. But if they see me climbing over the fence then we’re f**ked.”
As soon as the Muslim model pointed out a rat, both Darnell and Mohamed screamed, allowing Dale to vault the fence and crawl along the floor to the token.
When back in hell, the devious pair decided to hide the token in a mattress in case the ‘cops’ did a sweep for the missing loot.
Meanwhile, Rachel, Kat and Sara were tasked with printing $100,000 of forged cash, which they believed they did just in time.
Later, Lisa and Luke had to correctly identify Rex’s girlfriend and Mohamed’s brother from an identity parade, but are unsure if they were successful.
Rex said: “”No way! I can’t believe my girlfriend was in the task room!”
Big Brother Day 56 - Mikey The Perve
Rex told Rachel her blind friend Mikey was “perving” on her.
The arrogant chef - who has launched a despicable bullying campaign on his fellow housemates - told the trainee teacher how the sight-impaired radio producer lusts after all the ‘Big Brother‘ females.
But the sweet natured Welsh beauty refused to believe Rex’s claims, saying she loves Mikey.
Rex said Mikey had now been caught holding women’s underwear twice since entering the house and would grab every opportunity to cop a feel.
He also said Mikey was always “checking her out”, despite him being completely blind, and accused Rachel of letting him off because of his disability.
He said: “You are being really out of order actually. If he didn’t have a disability you would say he was the biggest sexual pervert on the planet.
“You are always telling Mo off for making sexual comments.”
Rachel refused to rise to Rex’s rousing and said he was “out of order”.
Mohamed added: “Can you be a pervert if you can’t see?”
