Big Brother Day 56 - Kat’s Glamour Ambitions
Kathreya wants to be the next Jordan.
The cookie loving masseuse - who had previously said she looks like a potato - revealed her dream to be just like Katie Price’s racy alter ego.
She said she would “reinvent” her body with plastic surgery.
She said: “I would reinvent myself as Jordan. I want massive, massive boobs like Jordan and have liposuction to make me really an extreme version of skinny.
She went on: “I serious. I’m not happy with who I am. I want to lose half of me.”
But Rex - who has launched a bullying campaign on other housemates and called Kat a “baked potato” - said she was fine just the way she is.
He said: “You have lost a lot of weight. I was the first person to tell you that.”
Kat added: “Now I’m a baby potato. A baby organic potato. But I still want to be skinny.”
Big Brother Day 56 - Nine Up For Eviction
Nine housemates face eviction this week as punishment for discussing nominations.
Maysoon, Kat, Darnell, Rex, Mohamed, Rachel and Stuart will join Luke and Dale - who received the majority of nominations - in the firing line.
Housemates used a secret football code - using ‘Arsenal’ when talking about Darnell, ‘Wigan’ when discussing Luke and dubbing Rachel as ‘Cardiff’ - which was easily deciphered by Big Brother.
Only Lisa, Sara and Mikey are safe for another week.
The group were shocked when Big Brother revealed who will be facing the public vote.
Big Brother announced: “As punishment for taking part in these conversations, the following housemates will also face the public vote this week.”
Luke speculated about a double eviction.
He said: “With nine up, two are going. How the hell did you escape that, Mikey?”
Heavenly housemates had previously plotted to have Dale and Luke put up for eviction after secret chats in the nomination pod.
Big Brother Day 54 - Stuart Stripped of Title
Stuart has been stripped of his Head of House title.
The father-of-one - who was given the responsibility after winning the chilli eating competition - was forced to hand over his rosette after discussing nominations outside of the designated pod.
The former leader stormed off to the diary room, expressing his disagreement with the decision.
He said: “Can I not predict how many people go up? I’ve never mentioned anyone’s name at all.
“I haven’t even leant towards any particular people in here.
Mohamed said: “They can see it anyway they want to see it.”
But despite his foul mood over the incident, Stuart said he was happy about being eligible for eviction.
The group speculated about former head of house Mikey reclaiming leadership because he came second in the chilli challenge.
Luke said: “If they did this politically, Mikey would be acting head of house until Saturday. Mikey for head of house!”
Big Brother Day 54 - Darnell Slams Sara
Darnell lashed out at Sara today.
The US deportee - who attacked Dale and Luke last night - hit out at the ditsy Australian after she revealed her reasons for nominating.
He said: “Yesterday you said that when you go into the Diary Room to make a decision you can only think about the things that have been done to you. Even though the things that have happened to you are relatively minor.”
But the PA said the comment was out of line.
She said: “You’ve got it one hundred million percent wrong. I know what you’re implying but we can’t discuss it in here.”
The rapper said he “didn’t want to hear it” and hid his head under a towel.
Darnell has previously been blasted for his aggressive behaviour, most notably for his explosive reaction to former housemate Dennis spitting in Mohamed’s face.
Last night he launched a foul-mouthed attack on Luke and Dale, branding them a**holes.
Big Brother Day 54 - Luke & Dale Nominated
Luke and Dale will face the public vote this week.
The lovelorn lads - who are both moping after love interests Rebecca and Jennifer were evicted - will go head to head for Friday’s eviction.
The pair were singled out by ‘Big Brother‘ Angels Stuart, Mohamed, Rex and Mikey when they plotted about who they should vote for in the nomination pod - a designated area of the Heaven house where the foursome can freely discuss tactics.
The Hell housemates were forbidden from voting unless they completed a task of sorting out around 14,000 cake decoration sprinkles into colour order.
Luke has irritated housemates as his two-faced tendencies began to show. He also annoyed the group by constantly moaning about the loss of busty Bex, who he snogged before she was given the boot last week.
Dale - who said he wants to be evicted so he can see model Jennifer - lost favour when he under performed as the head of house last week.
He also shocked the Angels when he said he would “stab anyone in the back for £100K” and would “nail any f***y” he saw in the house.
Big Brother Day 54 - Rex’s Girl To Enter House
Rex’s girlfriend will enter the ‘Big Brother‘ house.
Nicole Cammack, 19, is set to appear on the show as part of an identity parade for the latest shopping task.
Nicole may have the opportunity to confront her lover about his sordid past - including his alleged affair with a stripper - which was only revealed after he entered the house.
She may also have words with the professional chef over his flirty relationship with blonde stunner Steph, who was the first contestant to be evicted in this year’s show.
Mohamed’s brother is also set to take part in the line up.
Rex could have to answer to his missus for his bullying behaviour towards Rachel after he branded her a “liar” for presenting herself as chatty and enthusiastic in her profile video.
This morning, Rex shifted the focus of his obnoxious behaviour onto Sara.
He said: “Oh man, your voice is so irritating in the morning. God, I feel sorry for all those men who’ve had to wake up next to you.”
He then set his sights on Darnell, who suggested there may be a shooting task after seeing the police car in the garden.
Rex said: “Darnell, if I’m completely honest, I was hoping to shoot you.”
Big Brother Day 54 - The Heartbreak Club
Lisa, Dale and Luke branded themselves ‘The Heartbreak Club’ last night.
The trio - who all had relationships in the house before their partners were evicted - pined for their lost loves and confided in each other’s loneliness.
They even came up with new nickname for themselves - Jale, Buke and Misa - by merging their own names with those of their partners.
Dale said: “All I’ve been thinking about is seeing Jen. Seriously, I’m hoping she’ll be at my eviction. If she’s not there I’ll be gutted.”
Later, Luke wondered what Bex was up to, suggesting she would be tied up with photo shoots for lads’ magazines.
He said: “Oh Rebecca, where art thou now? She’ll be busy with Nuts and Zoo.”
Afterwards, Lisa - who insisted the threesome “play on” their new moniker - gave Luke a boost when he complained of having no energy after Bex left.
The former bodybuilder lifted the skinny student and carried him across the garden in her arms.
Big Brother Day 54 - Darnell Rants
Darnell launched a rant against Dale and Luke last night, branding the pair as a**holes.
The US songwriter - who has caused friction with fellow housemates by losing his temper on several occasions - told Kathreya and Rachel what he really think s about the lovelorn lads.
He first laid into the way Dale presented himself in his profile video, which housemates from the Heaven side of the house - Stuart, Mohamed, Rex and Mikey - saw in a private screening.
Darnell said: “I can’t live here with someone who has been playing everybody. He’s an a**hole.”
“I’m not gonna lie to you. Talking that kinda s**t? Who the f**k do you think you are to say that kinda s**t!
“Who the f**k do you think you are to say you hate kids? Then on top of that, say you’ll stab anybody in the back for £100K. Then, on top of that, say you don’t like ugly people.”
He then turned on 20-year-old Luke.
He shouted: “Kiss my a*s, I don’t care if you don’t smoke or you don’t drink, you’re still an a**hole, it just makes me so angry.”
He also labelled Luke’s unlikely lover Rebecca a “dumb b*tch”.
Kathreya said: “To be honest, I completely agree.”
Amy Rushed to Hospital Again
The past few months haven’t been easy for Ms Winehouse. Her beloved Blake Incarcerated is still in the slammer after beating up a barman, and Amy’s life has gone into something of a tailspin.
She was rushed to hospital on Monday after collapsing at her Camden home. Paramedics were called out at 8:40 p.m. and took her to University College’s A&E where she was placed under observation.
This is the second time she’s been hospitalised recently. She was diagnosed with early stage emphysema in June, but didn’t curb her hard partying ways. Maybe it’s time she got her act together…
Big Brother Day 54 - Darnell’s Lies
Darnell lied about having a girlfriend.
The self-conscious songwriter confessed he made up his love interest to Kat during the early hours of this morning.
But the usually understanding Kat slammed the US deportee for betraying her trust.
Darnell said: “I don’t have a girlfriend, I lied. I’m gonna tell everyone tomorrow. I was upset because none of the girls in the house would talk to me.
“The girl from the story is just a girl that I like, I don’t even know her.
“Me and Mo are the kind of people you dare girls to sleep with. Those are the jokes that I don’t want to be the butt of.”
Kat told him he did not need to lie for his fellow housemates to like him and said he was a “very bad boy”.
She said: “It was such a deep story. I can’t believe we stayed up till 4am that night listening to your c**p.
“You don’t need to act like that, it makes people feel scared about you. If you can make up that story, what else could you make up?
“If you were honest you might have people who want to be with you when you get out.” Darnell said: “It’s too late now, I don’t want people to be with me because I’ve been on ‘Big Brother’.”
He added: “I don’t deserve you as a friend. You’re the bomb, man. And I’m a piece of trash.”
Kat offered to set Darnell up with her cousin as long as he promises not to swear in front of her.
