From Bollywood, to Bond-y-wood?!
Oh the never-ending plight of the Bond Girl: you have to constantly look amazing in a bikini, have spine-splittingly powerful thighs, and “come to bed eyes” that would make every man within a fifty mile radius prematurely ejaculate. Thank God for the blight upon feminism that is Bond, or they would never get any action.
It is rumoured that the infamous torch, carried by Ursula Andress, Diana Rigg and Gemma ‘three chins’ Arterton, is about to be passed to Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto. Perhaps a change of Bond is on the horizon then – surely Daniel Craig is old enough to be her dad?