Butch Cassidy and the Scientology Kid: Cruise and Travolta Unite!
Tom Cruise is planning to realise his boyhood fantasy; no, not to fly into space to prove there really is life on Mars and L. Ron Hubbard was right all along, but to (gasp) re-make Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid… with John Travolta.
How will Cruise ever follow the 1969 Oscar and BAFTA winning original? Can Travolta’s bunion-riddled dancing feet fill the boots of Paul Newman -Oscar winning actor, race car driver and salad dressing philanthropist? Hell no! Travolta’s last three major roles have included a fat woman, a pixelated dog and a man attempting to re-kindle his youth on a motorcycle trip. Past it much? We think so.
Cruise, clearly this project needs a re-think. Get on it Scientology boy.