Cannes Line Up Announced!
Ooh la la, May 13th sees the return of the year’s most star studded movie event – The Cannes Film Festival.
Featured movies include Pixar’s Up , Pedro Almodovar’s Broken Embraces (starring his muse, Penelope Cruz) and Tarantino’s war-gore flick Inglorious Basterds which is already causing concerns after reports that Brad Pitt’s coffee-stained moustache is keen to upstage him on the red carpet. Quentin is apparently on a mission to show the world just how many ways one can depict blood-curdling violence and still remain artistic (for those who care there are 3,793, but he’ll never live long enough to make all of them).
OTB are waiting with our inhalers on standby, for Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist (with Willem DeFoe happily supporting Satan in his first acting out since South Park: The Movie), Sam Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell and the premiere of Gilliam epic (and Heath Ledger’s tragic farewell), The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
OMFG, what do you mean our invite has been lost in the mail?!