Vue Cinemas Launch ‘Mystery Movies’ Screenings
A famous cinematic retard once said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.” He was clearly an idiot because everyone knows you have the little pictures inside to help you choose.
But if you like the idea of putting everything down to chance, you might want to head down to your local multiplex for the launch of Mystery Movies.
In May, Vue cinemas will be having secret screenings of films way ahead of their general release date, but the title of the movie will be so secret that you won’t know what it is until it starts.
Sound like a recipe for having to sit through Hotel For Dogs 2? Fear not, you can walk out of the cinema and demand your money back during the first 20 minutes of the film!
Anything that offers us the chance to walk out of Hannah Montana/Star Wars Episode 2/Walter the Farting Dog with our money intact sounds brilliant to us!
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