Robert Pattinson in Exclusive Twilight New Moon Trailer

June 1, 2009 by  
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If there’s one actor responsible for making Noughties teenage girls turn to Wicca, Voodoo, avoidance of sunlight and a borderline Vampire obsession – it’s the God of Paleness himself, Robert Pattinson.

I would gladly relinquish all my worldly possessions for the chance to be appointed as his Personal Cowering Slave/ Brow Wiper / Concubine.

But wait, check out “Mr Werewolf” Jacob Black (Taylour Lautner). Damn, boy, somebody had a bucket load of testosterone for breakfast.

To quote Brittany Murphy in Clueless, “Break me off a piece of that!”

November will now be known as Soggy Pants Month. We heart Pattinson 4 Life.

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