Robert Pattinson in Exclusive Twilight New Moon Trailer
If there’s one actor responsible for making Noughties teenage girls turn to Wicca, Voodoo, avoidance of sunlight and a borderline Vampire obsession – it’s the God of Paleness himself, Robert Pattinson.
I would gladly relinquish all my worldly possessions for the chance to be appointed as his Personal Cowering Slave/ Brow Wiper / Concubine.
But wait, check out “Mr Werewolf” Jacob Black (Taylour Lautner). Damn, boy, somebody had a bucket load of testosterone for breakfast.
To quote Brittany Murphy in Clueless, “Break me off a piece of that!”
November will now be known as Soggy Pants Month. We heart Pattinson 4 Life.