The Expendables Trailer (Ish) Unleashed
And unsurprisingly it looks like every 13-year-old boy’s wet dream.
For those of you who aren’t a 13-year-old puberty stricken action fan (or still feel like one), The Expendables stars Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren as a team of mercenaries, and will also feature cameos from Bruce Willis and the Governor of the state of manly kickass, Mr Schwarzenegger himself.
Throw in a hackneyed two bit plot about having to bring down a mini dictatorship, a whole array of beautiful foreign ladies and some OTT explosions, and you have what’s shaping up to be the greatest 80s action film never made.
Take a gander yourself at this extended promo (essentially a stripped back trailer), but our first impressions?
Stupid dialogue, stupid gagas, ridonkulous gunfire and absolutely mind blowing fan-pleasing action sequences – we can’t wait!