The Expendables Trailer (Ish) Unleashed

October 14, 2009 by  
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And unsurprisingly it looks like every 13-year-old boy’s wet dream.

For those of you who aren’t a 13-year-old puberty stricken action fan (or still feel like one), The Expendables stars Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren as a team of mercenaries, and will also feature cameos from Bruce Willis and the Governor of the state of manly kickass, Mr Schwarzenegger himself.

Throw in a hackneyed two bit plot about having to bring down a mini dictatorship, a whole array of beautiful foreign ladies and some OTT explosions, and you have what’s shaping up to be the greatest 80s action film never made.

Take a gander yourself at this extended promo (essentially a stripped back trailer), but our first impressions?

Stupid dialogue, stupid gagas, ridonkulous gunfire and absolutely mind blowing fan-pleasing action sequences – we can’t wait!

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