No Boobies From Bell In Burlesque
And the boys of OTB couldn’t believe their luck when he heard that not only was Christina ‘Dirrty’ Aguilera was going to star but so will Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars and Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame.
Except now we hear that Bell will not be flashing as much flesh as many a fanboy would like. Bell explained the situation when she spoke to Parade magazine.
“You won’t see me naked, wearing pasties and a G-string or anything. But you definitely won’t think of me as the girl next door either.”
Did we ever?
“I’m a burlesque dancer who’s an alcoholic, so I’m playing sexier than I’ve ever done before.”
Drunk and semi-naked? This might not be so bad after all.