BP ‘Morons’ Reject James Cameron’s Oil Spill Help Offer

June 4, 2010 by  
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james300Nature-loving zillionaire James Cameron is becoming quite annoyed by the lack progress BP seem to be making in their attempts to halt the flow of oil into the Gulf of Mexico. Indeed news that a multi-billion dollar company has been trying to mend a broken valve with golf balls should be enough to worry most of us.

The Avatar director was so upset with the situation that he apparently tried to lend the bumbling mechanics his own sub-sea vehicles – but BP execs rejected his offer.

“Over the last few weeks I’ve watched, as we all have, with growing horror and heartache, what’s happening in the Gulf and thinking those morons don’t know what they’re doing,” Cameron told reporters.

BP chief moron Tony Hayward said that the company had all equipments to deal with the situation. “It was a kind offer, we had a long chat but we are not short of sub-sea vehicles.” Idiot.

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