Megan Fox Gets Wed
That wailing noise you just heard was the sound of millions of geeks crying out in united anguish as Transformers actress and international superbabe Megan Fox has just got married, neatly shattering the dreams of spotty nerds everywhere.
She’s now hitched to Beveley Hills 90210 actor Brian Austin Green who she’s been seeing since 2004. The couple were engaged back in 2009 but abandoned the union but it seems that things did get sorted out after all and the unconfired rumours that they’d got engaged again were true.
Fox will appear in western Jonah Hex later this year.