OTB Movie Podcast 3: The Critics Strike Back
We’re joined this week by Ewan Roberts who’ll be giving his views along with OTB regulars Emily Moulder and Jez Sands. Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Podcast!
THE DVD CHART RUNDOWN
00.18 – Tesco DVD chart rundown. Proof that no one listens to us.The Spy Next Door,From Paris With Love, Clash Of The Titans, Shutter Island, The Blind Side.
03.50 – More X-Men First Class casting news. Jason Flemyng, Rose Byrne join.Alice Eve is replaced by January Jones.
06.14 – Question about Jane Goldman’s scriptwriting abilities.
08.03 – The leaked production list from Paramount detailing up and coming movies – World War Z – Brad Pitt vs. Leonardo DiCaprio, GI Joe 2, our alarm at Hasbro Factory.
10.50 – Things Jez would rather do than watch Transformers.
11.00 – What Men Want. Jez thinks Cameron Diaz is a waste of space. That craaaazy Mel Gibson.
12.39 – Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting down and dirty. Tyler Durden in tights? Or Brad Pitt in a tutu?
15.37 – I’m Still Here. Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck. Is this a joke? Do we care? The most evil thumbs down in history.
18.49 – Skyline – If Dyson made alien abductions. Not a car.
THIS WEEK’S RELEASES
20.28 – The Expendables. Too many feelings, not enough explosions. Not enough action stars – no Seagal, Van Damme, Kurt Rusell. Syvester Stallone doesn’t have a sense of humour. The lovability of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
30.43 – The Human Centipede. Actresses and butt cracks. Dieter Laser‘s terrifying visage and resemblance to Mr DeMartino from Daria. Ewan’s belief that a three-person centipede is not ambitious enough.
35.09 – Salt. Is it better than Bourne? Is it the saviour of the summer box office? Is Angelina Jolie the new Sigourney Weaver?
41.05 – The Illusionist – continuing the trend of great animation this year. A masterful screenplay that puts many others to shame – The Last Airbender.