Cover Your Eyes Kids! Spoof Porno Harry Potter To Be Made… In 3D

February 21, 2011 by  
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harry-potter-738336Another day, another Harry Potter related film project announced…

I am going to hold my hands up: yes, I did happen to stumble across the entirely juvenile yet brilliant The hilarity of changing the word wand to willy in Harry Potter quotes facebook group and may have “LMAO’ed” before promptly clicking ‘join’ (ahem).

But (and this is a big but): it’s one thing laughing at Harry Potter ‘willy’ innuendos and another… well, seeing Harry’s, erm. You know… (Although technically, anyone who went to see Equus already has.)

Yep, that’s right kids: Hustler Video are set to lower the tone with This Aint Harry Potter XXX – a spoof porno version of the franchise which promises to be a “true Hollywood masterpiece.”

Says creative director Drew Rosenfeld: “We are very excited to be continuing the trend we started with This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D and the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX 3D parodies.

“We have an opportunity to take what we’ve learned from the last two films, especially where 3D special effects are concerned.”

And don’t worry about the film being slightly inappropriate or in bad taste because as Rosenfeld reasons: “Besides; with Harry, Hermione, and Ron all grown up and over the age of 18, this is the perfect opportunity to spoof the characters, and show what we imagine might have happened behind Hogwarts’ closed doors.’

Besides being a little bit creeped out, OTB are officially taking bets on the script containing the inevitable words, “is that a wand in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?”

Any takers?

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