Big Brother Day 42 - Luke’s Birthday Hopes

Luke claims it would be an “insult” if Big Brother didn’t mark his birthday.

The politics student - who is celebrating his 21st birthday today and is currently living in the Hell side of the house along with Lisa, Belinda, Rebecca, Stuart, Mikey and Sara- told the rest of the house he was concerned he might not get a birthday party because he is living in the Hell portion.

He said “If they didn’t do anything I’d go in there and say, ‘I’m ill, you haven’t celebrated my birthday, what am I doing here?’ They haven’t respected my birthday. It’s an insult. An absolute insult.”

Getting more worried, he added “If they said, ‘Happy birthday Luke, Heaven is going to celebrate for you’ I don’t know how I’d cope with that.”

Earlier, he was treated to a birthday breakfast in the Diary Room.

Big Brother took pity on him because he has been ill and was struggling to make himself breakfast.

Luke attempted to fry an egg, but couldn’t get it right even with help from chef Rex.

Watching Luke’s efforts, Rex laughed: “Luke, do you think you can put a pan of boiling water on without burning it?”

When his second attempt was equally as bad, Big Brother called him to the Diary Room for a hot breakfast of chicken soup, crackers and coffee.

Luke said “Thanks Big Brother. I’m pleased I’m in the House for my birthday but, what with the task and not being well, it’s not that good.”

Big Brother Day 42 - Hell Housemates Knackered

The hell housemates complained about the shopping task this morning.

The weary Big Brother contestants - comprising Belinda, Rebecca, Lisa, Stuart, Mikey and Sara, as well as Luke who is exempt from the challenge as he is ill - have to cycle 1040 kilometres in 30 hours on stationary bikes in order to pass the test, and have taken it in turns to peddle throughout the night.

This morning, Luke joined Bex, Sara and Mikey in the task room and attempted to spur them on.

As Bex puffed and panted through her stint, Luke encouraged “You’ve done one minute Bex. You’ve got another eight minutes, Bex.”

She replied “I can’t.”

Luke continued “You’re building up speed now Bex. Listen to the bike. Five minutes to go, five effing minutes.”

The housemates eventually became so tired they decided to wake Stuart to get some help, but he wasn’t impressed.

Stuart said “I’ve had two hours’ kip and I’ve got to get up and do it again. Me and Lisa cycled our a***s off last night.”

Lisa emerged from her sleep in a slightly better mood, saying “I estimate we will have done it in the next three-and-a-half hours.”

Big Brother Day 42 - Angry Rachel

Rachel got angry with her fellow heavenly housemates in the early hours of the morning.

The group - Darnell, Dale, Mohamed, Kathreya, Maysoon and Rex - decided to liven up things in the luxury bedroom by having a pillow fight, but accidentally spilt water on some of Rachel’s treasured photographs.

Realising a picture on her dog and one of her boyfriend had been damaged, Rachel said “Oh guys. I’m getting annoyed now.”

Not taking her seriously, Rex said his whole bed was wet from the water.

Rachel continued “I can’t believe you guys got my photos. Oh my gosh!”

She than asked the others if they thought Big Brother would get her copies.

Unsympathetic Rex commented housemates should hide things if they didn’t want them to get ruined.

A resigned Rachel replied “Alright, it doesn’t matter, you horrible baddy bees.”

After the fight, Kat claimed her head was banging and she could see stars.

She added “I’m properly sweating. Oh my God!”

Big Brother Day 42 - Mikey Slams Heavenly Housemates

Mikey slammed the “inconsiderate” heavenly housemates last night.

Hellish contestant Mikey became angry when some of the group on the Heaven side of the Big Brother house - which has been divided into two sections, with the housemates in Hell being ordered to serve those in Heaven - started making noise in the living room.

Foul-mouthed Mikey claimed the situation was unfair as some of the hellish housemates - who must collectively cycle 1,040km in just 30 hours as part of this week’s shopping task - were trying to rest.

He said to Head of House Darnell “Why are people sitting in here making noise when there are people asleep? They need to be more considerate. The deal was that you stay in the luxury bedroom and you’re not. It’s not fair and you’re waking Lisa up.”

Darnell claimed he was only in the area to ensure “everybody was getting to where they needed to be”.

Earlier, Stuart went to the cycling task room when he was supposed to be resting, prompting Mikey to ask if it was too noisy in the house.

Stuart assured him he couldn’t sleep anyway, but an irate Mikey termed the housemates “inconsiderate”.

Big Brother Day 42 - Dale & Mo Turn Conoisseur

Dale and Mohamed started their wine tasting task last night.

The Big Brother pair must learn to identify 15 wines from their smell and taste alone in order to pass their part of this week’s Vive La France shopping challenge, but despite their initial excitement the boys soon realised the task was trickier than they had anticipated.

The duo were given one hour to practice and whopped with joy when they entered a room containing the wine.

However, after ten minutes of practice Mohamed admitted: “I can’t tell the difference.”

Dale replied “I don’t have a f***ing clue.”

When Mohamed suggested they might as well just drink the wine, Dale responded “Let’s just get f***ing p***ed like, it’d be bangin’ that.”

The boys eventually decided to give the task a try, with Dale sampling one wine and commenting: “This one’s proper oaky, like woodchips.”

His enthusiasm was short lived when he couldn’t tell the difference between the sixth, seventh and eighth bottles.

He said “It’s no good. It’s just wine to me. All I think is ‘down it, down it, down it’.”

The housemates must pass three or more of their French tasks - miming, wine tasting, cooking and cycling - in order to secure a luxury shopping budget.

Maysoon and Rachel - who learnt the art of mime - completed their portion of their task last night and are convinced their were successful.

Big Brother Day 42 - Task ‘Worse Than Childbirth’

Belinda claimed the Big Brother cycling task was “worse than childbirth” last night.

The flamboyant theatre director - who, along with fellow Hell housemates Rebecca, Luke, Lisa, Sara, Stuart and Mikey, must cycle 1,040km in 30 hours for this week’s shopping task - managed to cycle for 30 minutes but said the pain was “unbearable”.

She said “I gave birth to my son on a beanbag with no painkillers but that was worse.”

Belinda emerged from her stint on the bike breathless and sobbing.

Stuart and Lisa helped her to a seat, where Belinda exclaimed “Jesus! That was the hardest think I’ve ever done.”

As Lisa made her a cup of tea, Belinda continued “It is so hard being in this house, it is so f***ing hard.”

The rest of the hellish housemates echoed Belinda, with Stuart claiming the equipment Big Brother had provided them with was not up to scratch.

He said “It’s shot, that bike. They’ve screwed us over here. The bikes don’t work properly.”

Mikey termed the task “rank”, while Sara was left in tears because she found cycling so painful.

However, Head of House Darnell was not sympathetic.

When Stuart asked him to go to the Diary Room to ask if the bikes’ seats could be adjusted, he was less than impressed.

Returning from his chat with Big Brother, Darnell said “We’ve been told several times that the bikes are fine so Big Brother obviously disagrees. And I do too. I don’t understand what the problem is, it’s a bike.”

Big Brother Day 36 - Rachel Fears Fighting

Rachel fears things are about to kick off in the house.

The sweet-natured Welsh beauty told Big Brother in a Diary Room chat this afternoon how worried she is about her fellow housemates clashing when the eviction result are announced tomorrow.

She said “I think something’s going to happen tomorrow night in the eviction. I’m a little bit worried about it to be honest. Mario’s sort of hinting that if he’s evicted, he’ll be saying exactly what he thinks about everyone, and then he was saying it to Bex as well, and she’s going to do the same thing.”

The trainee teacher told Big Brother she was frightened other housemates would stand up for themselves and cause a conflict.

She said “To be honest, with me, it’s just gonna go over my head but I know some people in the house have the tendency to stand up for themselves or argue back. I’m just worried that things could get a little bit sweary when it’s live.”

She added “I’m a little bit upset about it too, because I like Mario. I’ve always liked Mario. I think he’s very clever, and I hope that he doesn’t disappoint me and prove everyone else right.”

Big Brother Day 36 - Sleazy Mario

Mario said he would touch Sara’s leg if he was single.

The self-labelled “Italian Stallion” from Widnes told Mikey he would have no problem with the sexy Australian’s flirty advances if he wasn’t with girlfriend Lisa.

The fake-tanned hunk also said he thought Sara was playing a game to win favour with male housemates.

He said “Sara is playing an absolute blinder. It’s a tactile thing. She was sat on Darnell’s knee stroking him. She even sat next to me on the bed the other day, then she leant on me. All this touchy stuff is another body language thing. She’s doing it to all the lads.”

Mikey agreed, saying she had become very popular in the house.

Mario added “Yeah. She’s a bit of fluff. She doesn’t give a monkey’s about any lads. She’s playing a whopper. Some of them know what she’s doing. You are playing along with it.”

But foul-mouthed comic Mikey said he didn’t mind when Sara asked him to feel her legs when he she was wearing her Lycra leotard.

Mario said “I’d do the same if I was a single lad.”

Later, Mario suggested he may be in with a chance of avoiding eviction over loud-mouthed Rebecca.

He said “I haven’t annoyed as many people as her. Whether they think getting your breasts out and doing all that is funny, I don’t know. I think a lot of people I know will think she’s pathetic and needs to grow up.”

Big Brother Day 36 - Strange Insults

Mario branded Rachel a “spineless jellyfish” this morning.

He launched a verbal attack on the sweet-natured beauty queen where he also called her a “beast”.

Before the other housemates were awake, the 43-year-old beefcake told Mikey how the trainee teacher has the “sharpest tongue in the house”.

He said “There’s a different side to her.”

Later, during a conversation about the phone numbers the public call to evict housemates, Rachel said she believes hers ends in a six.

Mario said “The number of the beast – whoa!”

He also had a go at her for not getting involved in the argument about ordering cigarettes on the shopping list and for agreeing with everything Mikey says.

The reserved 26-year-old later went to check on Mario to see if he was alright.

She said “I’m worried about you.”

But the muscle-bound moaner - who is up for eviction this week - refused to accept her attempts at reconciliation, saying “and I’m worried about you” before walking out of the room.

Big Brother Day 36 - Bex’s Naked Ambition

Rebecca will get her breasts out for £6,000.

She revealed this morning she would have no problem revealing her sizable bust if lads’ magazines can come up with the cash.

Bex has never been shy of stripping off in the house and has been seen running around in just a thong several times.

The kindergarten nurse is also said to have revealed all at parties before entering the house.

But Bex isn’t the only Big Brother 9 housemate to have dreams of posing in next to nothing for the camera.

Former housemate Stephanie - who was the first to be evicted - has already posed for a steamy shoot with Nuts magazine, as did Big Brother nasty Sylvia.

Jennifer is also rumoured to have plans for a sexy shoot soon, despite refusing to wear a bunny girl outfit in the house.

Meanwhile, Darnell said this morning the only people who won’t like Bex would be “old, conservative women”. Hmm.

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